(Approved by the First Session of the First National People's Congress on February 16, 1980, and implemented by the announcement of the National People's Congress on January 25, 2025)
Chapter One General Principles#
Article 1 Eating is the most important thing.#
The most important thing at home is not the boss's or the client's urging, not your damn inspiration, and not studying, but eating, which leaves no room for doubt. If you don't eat, it's equivalent to beating a 3-year-old child, and everyone will condemn you.
Article 2 Parents don't understand means entertainment.#
Please do not engage in activities for a long time that your parents do not understand; they will regard everything as entertainment, especially through computers and mobile phones.
Article 3 Only paper and pen are serious things.#
To gain the respect of your family, be sure to use paper and pen; do not care about efficiency, even if it is only one-tenth of using a computer.
Article 4 Light-speed superhero.#
If you insist on doing things that your parents do not understand, this unlocks a superpower for them—"light-speed flight," but it will only be triggered when you are entertaining or resting. You work for 50 minutes and entertain for 5 minutes, and your parents only glance at you during these two periods. Since your parents are at light speed during entertainment, they will think you have been entertaining for over 365 days.